Have YOU Planned Your Funeral?

For a good time…plan your funeral before you die!

While this article made me laugh from the very headline, the more I read the more I realized how sad it was that entire companies go to some of the lengths they do for people. This world boggles my mind. Not only are people so uncertain about what comes next when they die, but there are services out there that cost tens of thousands of dollars just to have something completely temporary performed on your rotting corpse. (Don’t go there.) Let’s see a few of the options available to the undead:

I guess I personally am just not that paranoid or scared about what happens when we die. Sure you can be sad when people leave this rock, but there’s a point where it just gets ridiculous and goes way beyond “honoring their memories” and such. (Don’t even get me started on pet funerals.) When I die I know exactly where I’ll be headed and have no issue with facing that at any moment throughout the years to come. There’s a lot left for me to do on this planet, and I want to help people as much as I can until I’m gone, but I refuse to live in uncertainty to the measure that people in these articles do. If you know what awaits you, why does it matter when it comes or what happens to your body afterwards?

As for the rest – newsflash – you’ll be dead, and you’re not going to care!