Allergies < Halo

I have finally found it – the one thing that actually stops allergies dead in it’s tracks. Now I’ve been allergic to most airborne things for my entire life, been on lots of different stuff for it, but never have I found something this effective. Want to know what it is?

Halo. Sitting and playing Halo neutralizes the effects of allergies.

This dawned on me as I was leaving my friend’s house yesterday evening. He has a cat, and usually cats make my allergy meters reach new levels every time I encounter them. It’s gotten a little better as I’ve gotten older, but still…

Anyway, we were sitting there playing Halo for a few hours, and all the while this cat is walking around and rubbing up against everything like cats love to do. I didn’t think anything of it since it didn’t seem to be bothering me, but as soon as we stopped and I got into my car I was instantly rubbing my eyes and feeling that familiar burn from the agitation. When I stopped to think about why it hadn’t bothered me before then, I realized that it was because we had been playing Halo.

I’m no doctor, but I think it’s clear to see that Halo stops allergies. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go fill a subscription.